Our notorious meat with habanero heat is back, and this time, it's a toob.
This 1 ounce, spicy, all natural toob features an abundance of habanero & cayenne pepper with hints of garlic, chili powder, onion, and sea salt.
This ruthless toob is comprised of 60% beef and 40% pork giving it the perfect texture with unadulterated tenderness and a good, ol' fashioned snap.
Just like our jerky, the beef is sourced exclusively from Maryland's Roseda All-Natural Black Angus Farm and the pork is sourced from an all-natural hog farm in Iowa that raises their animals free of growth hormones and antibiotics.
The Habanero Escobar Toob uses all-natural ingredients with no artificial additives or coloring and features 8g of protein per serving with only 1g of sugar, making this the ultimate healthy and portable protein snack for the on-the-go carnivore with an insatiable thirst for heat.
From the personal stash of Colombia's most notorious felon himself. After Escobar's death in 1993, large reserves of the potent product were confiscated from the kingpin's Medellin compound by a Colombian narcotics task force, evidence that would destroy the Medellin Cartel once and for all. However, systemic corruption within the task force caused the reserves to fall into the wrong hands. Now, nearly 30 years later, that illicit hickory flavor cut with a dose of all-natural Habanero seasoning has a chance to fall into the right hands - yours. A spicy delicacy for those righteous souls who can take the heat.
"Some men just want to watch the world burn." - Alfred, The Dark Knight
About Righteous Felon
Righteous Felon Jerky Cartel specializes in producing and trafficking high-potency beef jerky made with illegal combinations of unique, all-natural ingredients. In today's world, it’s rare to find a pure jerky product that hasn't been mass produced in a mega-factory and stepped on with chemical preservatives and low-grade ingredients. Righteous Felon is different – and you’ll know the difference when you tear through your first bag.
Our recipes are unique and bold. We use only the highest quality ingredients and pasture-raised beef from a single source that is dry-aged for 21 days prior to jerkification to ensure complete absorption of our delicious marinade deep into the beef. All our top-quality, hormone and antibiotic free beef is sourced from Roseda Beef, a celebrated local Black Angus farm located in northern Maryland, just south of the Pennsylvania border. RF jerky is handmade and produced in small batches to ensure freshness, quality, and consistency for the ultimate tasting experience.
Our product is pure. Our product is potent. Our product will blow your mind.
THICK AS THIEVES
Nothing keeps an outlaw's hands clean like a hard day's work. At Righteous Felon, we've embraced Second Chance Employment and witnessed firsthand how honest, stable work can inspire those with a criminal background to lead a more Righteous life. We support Second Chance Employment and challenge more companies to give someone with a checkered past a bright future. Crush a bag if you're with us.
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SKU: 852089007483
$2.49Price
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